I will write two limericks

I'll write two limericks on any subjects of your choosing (except for mature subjects). They can be the usual silly limericks, or more serious if you prefer. You can have one revision for each limerick. Here's an example of one of my limericks: There once was a cat named Pauline, Who vowed always to keep herself clean. So she licked and she rubbed, And boy, how she scrubbed, That immaculate cat named Pauline.