I will say anything as ralph wiggum

I will do an impression of Ralph Wiggum from The Simpsons, and will say whatever you want him to say. Each order comes with an audio file of the impression itself and a video with the voice line and a picture of Ralph.

Before you order, let me just put up a few disclaimers.

• I will not say any slurs or anything outright bigoted. Anything else is fair game, though, including cuss words, double entendres, and other not-safe-for-kids stuff.
• If you want me to recite a quote from a specific movie, TV show, etc., I'd like you to tell me what the quote is from, so I can look it up and find out how it sounds in context. Links to videos of the quote are appreciated.
• If you want me to say a proper noun (like the name of one of your friends) or a foreign word, please tell me how it's pronounced. I don't want to butcher it.

I am not associated with 20th Television Animation or Disney, and I am not trying to steal Nancy Cartwright's job. I'm just doing this for shits and giggles.