I will write or coauthor poetry haikus or limericks

This is for custom poetry. While you can move up the deadline on the poems if you want, I may finish your request early. If I do, I will immediately send it to you. Also, I will give a full refund if I do not complete the commission on time, and I will send it to you for free as soon as possible. The only kinds of poetry I won't do is sonnets (I cannot stand writing them, though I love reading them), shape poetry, or free-verse. I also will not write anything that defames another person, that contains adult content, or that I could get sued for. I am more than willing to do a video or phone call to discuss details, if you would like.