I will breakup with your Girlfriend for you

Don't know what to say to your Girlfriend when you want to walk away... I'm your man. I'll break it to her gently, or not so much depending on how you want the relationship to end. I'll send your girlfriend a nice email explaining how you really care for them, in fact care for them so much that you couldn't bear to actually say goodbye yourself and that is why you asked me to help. If she gets pissy, send her to me for clarification!