I will fix or write a simple php/mysql script

I have been a LAMP (Linux Apache MySQL PHP) developer for over 10 years. I can fix or write any quick script in PHP for $5. Need a quick plugin for your website? Want a PHP Cron job? Need a php script to access a database? Want to pull data from MySQL? I am very well versed in high traffic optimized programming and MySQL (indexing, etc) so your code will be optimized and bug free. Contact me about the job before sending to see if it may be necessary to get extra gigs.