I will help you win that argument

have you ever gotten yourself into an argument about some really crazy subject? something you have a general opinion about, but can't quite make that up into a formed argument? well, I'm a self proclaimed expert in everything. well, not really, but I've got google, and the gift of words, which can be used as a powerful weapon against these annoying people who think differently from you :) I will NOT do political, racist or douchebag arguments