I will offer my services as a professional troll

Have you ever had a conversation with someone on the internet and realized that they have absolutely no clue what they are talking about? Have you ever seen a level of smug so high that it detracts from whatever good things that person was actually trying to get across? What about someone who is incredibly sensitive to the idea that maybe - just maybe - they might be wrong?

Enter the professional troll.

The gig I offer you is the chance to troll said individual. For the price of a gig, I will travel to the link you've sent me and do my very best to dig under that person's skin, undermine their efforts to appear high and mighty or challenge their beliefs in such a way that they can no longer contain their emotions. Alternatively, I will write or advise you of the perfect troll response that cuts to the core of their argument and leaves them in a fit of rage.

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